- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

what is a bracket? a bracket

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

#Hanging Degus

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

i dont like chris

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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