what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

You are Nerochan right?

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Mormons having fun.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

bryden is a faggot

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Wanna here a good joke?

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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