- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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