What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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