- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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