A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Xbox One

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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