What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Matt is not funny.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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