What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

girls lacrosse

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Samraj.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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