your going to die

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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i lost the game

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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