Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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womens rights

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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