- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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