- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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