A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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