you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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