- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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