Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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crap!!

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Women's rights

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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