Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

A ginger was with his friends

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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