- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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