Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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angelosnyder is not gay

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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