why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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