There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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