- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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