This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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