- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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