What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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