Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Snarf Nuggets

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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rape that shit

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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