- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's sports.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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