- Anti Joke

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

I pooped.

acualy is dolan

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Womens' Rights

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

i like turtals and kids

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

hi will

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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