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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

hi will

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Your mom.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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