Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Grammer is very important

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Your mom.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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rape that shit

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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