- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

I pooped.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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