- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

There's a car about to hit me.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

That's what she didn't say

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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