- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexuals are gay.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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