- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

John Stamos.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Cheese stick

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

religion.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Homosexuals are gay.

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