Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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u jelly?

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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