What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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you are a åsshole :)

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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