What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Anagram.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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