Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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AIDS

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Gianni

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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