A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Nippies

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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