Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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I have aids

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Barbara Streisand

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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