What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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shauns beautiful

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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modern love

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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