So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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