how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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