What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Women's rights

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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your mum

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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