- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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