Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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WHAT????

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Anti Joke

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