A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Mitt Romney penis

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Mormons having fun.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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