- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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