- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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