- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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