- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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