Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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penis

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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