- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Yo momma so fat, she died.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A black guy gets a job...

Justin Beiber

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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