- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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