goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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