A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

The Game.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Harry Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Your mama's so fat.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

what time is it? 3:16

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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