What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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penis

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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lol a man is drowning

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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