How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

pickle sniffer

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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