- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Woman's rights

leon harney ya pikey

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Justin Beiber

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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