poop is very very yummy.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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