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Yeah right loser!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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