I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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She said no

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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WNBA

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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