- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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