- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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