- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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