Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

kevin kim

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

How old is your mom? Old.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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