- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

your mom died.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

I can Nazi

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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