What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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