Knock Knock! Come in!

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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vaginas

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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