- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How old is your mom? Old.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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