What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Membean

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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