Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

So a seal walks into a club..

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Neither does he.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Black people

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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