How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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whats 2+2? math.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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