- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What comes after 23? 24.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

i have two hands.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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