- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

religion.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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