There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Nippies

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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