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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Black People

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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