- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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