But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Tell you something funny.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Gorden Brown.

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