Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Ju... Just why?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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this is not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Anti Joke

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