Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Yeah right loser!

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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