Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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WNBA

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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