- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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