What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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