What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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