Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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how may i help you

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Womens rights !

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falling didnt make the difference

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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WNBA

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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