- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

matty russel are you on here

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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