What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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