- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

School

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

irish wristwatch JLR

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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