What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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captcha: all yer base

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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