Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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A whale's vagina

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Ju... Just why?

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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