- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Two english guys meet at work

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

I'm off to my tank guys!

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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