- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

spell backwards: taco cat

A mans opinion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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