- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Knock knock. Come in.

knock knock Come in!!!

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

fack me in the ace! CC

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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