Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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