A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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say cheese

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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