Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

I hate long jokes -_-

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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