A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Loner.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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