what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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