there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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ass in my face ? no

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's rights.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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penis

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Womens Rights.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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