Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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chuck norris

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Mike tyson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A midget walks under a bar

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