Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Women's rights.

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You're welcome!

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Anti Joke

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