- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.