- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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