A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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