i'm funny

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Im cute hehehee

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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penus

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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