What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Loner.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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