- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

wommmoaooammaaa

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

School

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

irish wristwatch JLR

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??