what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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That's what she didn't say

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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u jelly?

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Neither does he.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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