Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Loner.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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YOLO.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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NASCAR

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Xzibit

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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