A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Anti Joke

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