What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Cheese stick

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Anti Joke

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