- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

I killed someone today. :D

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

A white person at Harvard

She said no

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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