- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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