- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Whats an Anti Joke

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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