- Anti Joke

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call a black priest? Father

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

raisin boogers

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Shut the cork up!

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call a black priest? Father

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

EGGPLANT

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

raisin boogers

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Shut the cork up!

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call a black priest? Father

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

EGGPLANT

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...