- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

the love boat

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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