- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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